when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Dylan Eichas

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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What?

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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