What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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this site is funny.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Women's rights.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Lacrosse

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Womens rights

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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