what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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hi hi strager danger

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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