What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

thumb_up thumb_down +2

why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

thumb_up thumb_down -10

how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

thumb_up thumb_down -16

whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

thumb_up thumb_down -52

A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

thumb_up thumb_down +35

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops