How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Women's Rights

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poop.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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what the hell happened to your face

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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