whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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GONNA

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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