teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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GONNA

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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