Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Womens rights

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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