Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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