Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Women's Rights

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Lacrosse

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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