- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

Boom.

why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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