Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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