What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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