An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Caitlyn.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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