- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Weed.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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