- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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