- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Im batman...suck it losers

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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