Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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gay porn...

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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