What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Lets go Yankees

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Theres an app for the iPhone.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What do black people eat? Food.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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