What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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