Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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Asians.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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