- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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