- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

I grunt when I poop.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

This is an anti-joke.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

What's the difference between a duck?

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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