What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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A Fat Kenyan

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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hola said the chinese man

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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