Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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