How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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