- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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