why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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Once upon of time there was 2 boys named Bucky and Thorn. They were best of friends and always came up with amusing adventures. So one day, during summer time before high school senior year, Bucky and Thorn went to go hiking on the mountain called Mt. Saint Lasik. It was the tallest mountain of the city. The city was called "The City of Dreams" because everyone had a dream that one day they will accomplish their goals. Well Bucky had a goal and his goal was to be the youngest to ever climb the mountain. However, Thorn was jealous because he as 11 toes. Since he can't hike they decided to go camping at Walala National Park. One day they saw a big huge bear named Pervus. Pervus told them that they were not allowed to be there. Thorn told Pervus to shut the hell up because he can't hike mountains. A girl came suddenly showed up. It was a girl named Sally. She was half black, white, Spanish, ad French, and she could sweet talk bears. Pervus said "Now it's time to boogey woogey woogey" and began dancing like a maniac. Police arrived. Officer Caleb Johnson was in the scene to investigate. "Where were you at the night of April 24th?" To which Bucky replied "To what do I owe pleasure of speaking?" Harry, his front door neighbor stole the cop car and drove off to New Guinea. God knows how or why Harry showed up. Coincidentally, Sally decided it was time to leave. Everyone left utterly confused. The End.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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