- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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