What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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