- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

A Fat Kenyan

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

hola said the chinese man

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

This is an anti-joke.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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