Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

A Fat Kenyan

Once there was a girl named Andrea

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

I grunt when I poop.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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