- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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