Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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Penis-biter

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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