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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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