Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

more like nig!

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What can make you pee? Liquid

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

The dewey decimal system

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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