What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Michel Moor on a die...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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