- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Michel Moor on a die...

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Sammi suck kyles chode

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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