so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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