Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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poopoo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Jake. Walsh.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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