- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

7+5=12

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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