What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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Black...

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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