- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

I have a gay camel

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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