What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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Rick Santorum 2012

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