There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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Asians

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Women's rights.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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Women's rights.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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