justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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Knock knock Shut up

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Not a joke.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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