A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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One dark, stormy night, there was a man, limping slowly down the road. He looked across the road and noticed a little girl on a park bench. He carefully moved around behind , creeped up, and slowly tapped her on the shoulder. I tap 2 tap 3 tap The little girl slowly turned her head, and as she did, the man uttered 3 sentences.... "Would you mind helping me get back to my apartment, my hand was cut off in the war, while I was serving my country, which is why I have a hook as opposed to a hand. I was heading back to my apartment to greet my wife and 2 little children, since I just got back from a long day's work at the soup kitchen, helping those in need, and I sprained my ankle. By the way, my name I John Thompson."

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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GONNA

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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