- Anti Joke

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog