What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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GONNA

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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One dark, stormy night, there was a man, limping slowly down the road. He looked across the road and noticed a little girl on a park bench. He carefully moved around behind , creeped up, and slowly tapped her on the shoulder. I tap 2 tap 3 tap The little girl slowly turned her head, and as she did, the man uttered 3 sentences.... "Would you mind helping me get back to my apartment, my hand was cut off in the war, while I was serving my country, which is why I have a hook as opposed to a hand. I was heading back to my apartment to greet my wife and 2 little children, since I just got back from a long day's work at the soup kitchen, helping those in need, and I sprained my ankle. By the way, my name I John Thompson."

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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women sports....

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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