Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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Choir.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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