You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

2 + 2 = fish

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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