What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Sammi suck kyles chode

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

9/11.

Whats two plus two? Miles

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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