- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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