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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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